Vacaciones Transilvania

Se trata de una broma muy divertida sobre Transylvania - chistes corto para niños.

Bob Hill y su esposa Betty estaban de vacaciones en Europa, como es el caso, cerca de Transilvania. Iban en un coche de alquiler a lo largo de una autopista en lugar desierto. Era tarde, y lloviendo muy duro. Bob apenas podía ver 20 metros delante del coche. De repente, el coche patina fuera de control! Bob intenta controlar el coche, pero fue en vano! Los virajes de coche y se estrella contra un árbol. Momentos después, Bob niega con la cabeza para despejar la niebla. Aturdido, mira al asiento del pasajero y ve a su esposa inconsciente, con sangrado la cabeza! A pesar de la lluvia y el campo desconocido, Bob sabe que tiene que llevarla al teléfono más cercano. Bob escoge cuidadosamente su esposa y comienza caminando por la carretera. Después de un rato, él ve una luz. Se dirige hacia la luz, que viene de una vieja casona. Se acerca a la puerta y llama. Pasa un minuto. Un hombre encorvado pequeña abre la puerta. Bob exclama inmediatamente, “Hola, mi nombre es Bob Hill, y esta es mi esposa Betty. Nosotros hemos estado en un terrible accidente, y mi esposa ha sido gravemente herido. ¿Puedo por favor, utilice el teléfono ??” “Estoy lo siento “, respondió el jorobado”, pero no tenemos un teléfono Mi maestro es un doctor;. entrar y yo iré por él “! Bob trae a su mujer en un hombre elegante baja las escaleras.. “Me temo que mi asistente pudo haber engañado a ti yo no soy un doctor en medicina;. Soy un científico Sin embargo, es muchas millas a la clínica más cercana, y he tenido una formación médica básica veré lo que puedo.. hacer. Igor, llevarlos al laboratorio. ” Con eso, Igor recoge Betty y la lleva de la planta baja, con Bob siguiendo de cerca. Igor coloca Betty en una mesa en el laboratorio. Bob se derrumba de agotamiento y sus propias heridas, por lo que Igor coloca Bob en una mesa contigua. Después de un breve examen, el maestro de Igor ve preocupado. “Las cosas son serias, Igor. Prepare una transfusión.”Igor y su obra maestra febrilmente, pero fue en vano. Bob y Betty Hill no son más. muertes The Hills ‘molestos maestro de Igor enormemente. Con cansancio, él sube las escaleras a su jardín de invierno, donde se encuentra su piano de cola. Porque es aquí donde siempre ha encontrado consuelo. Comienza a jugar, y una agitación, casi inquietante, melodía llena la casa. Mientras tanto, Igor se encuentra todavía en el laboratorio de poner en orden. Sus ojos capturan el movimiento, y se da cuenta de los dedos de la mano contracción de Betty. Aturdido, se observa como el brazo de Bob comienza a subir! Él está más sorprendido que Betty se sienta hacia arriba! Incapaz de contenerse, se lanza por las escaleras hasta el jardín de invierno. Él irrumpe y le grita a su amo: “¡Maestro, Maestro … Las colinas están vivas con el sonido de la música!

Partnership CECCAR – Transylvania University – Accountants without exam

Graduates master “Accounting Policies, auditing and management control” of the Faculty of Economics in Brasov can become accountants without having to pass an exam othergraduates master “Accounting Policies, auditing and management control” of the Faculty of Economics Brasov can become accountants without having to support another exam. This is possible due to a protocol between the Body of Expert and Licensed Accountants of Romania (CECCAR) – Brasov Branch and “Transilvania” University of Brasov. According to this protocol, graduates of master “Accounting Policies, Audit and control management “may require that program equivalence entrance exam to obtain quality internship accountant, according to Marius Dobre, executive director of MYOB Services BlacktownThe graduates of this master will not have to give exam for chartered accountant, who is one of difficulty, seven subjects. took the oath at the ceremony on Wednesday evening, held in the hall of the University Hill CP3 were present teachers Faculty of Economics, branch management representatives CECCAR Brasov, accounting professionals and graduate students. Moreover, in a festive, the roughly 150 master graduates who have passed the skills and become accountants, have professional oath. profession of chartered accountant is regulated by Government Ordinance no. 65/1994 regarding the organization of accounting expertise and is certified accountants and accounting management and organization, supervising management companies, financial statements and making accounting expertise. exam for Chartered Accountant For those who choose to give the exam to become experts accountant or accountants are held annually entrance examination must obtain at least the minimum average 7 and Note 6 in each subject. To this is added and completion of a three-year stint and an examination of skills at the end of the internship. exam can apply for admission those with higher economic education, with a diploma recognized by the Ministry of Education, who have full legal capacity and have had no conviction that the laws in force, prohibits the right of management and administration of companies. Entrance examination enrollment stage to obtain quality accountant is based on an application to be submitted at the branch MYOB Software Services chatswood in whose jurisdiction the applicant resides, accompanied by a medical certificate showing that the applicant is capable of full year, completed and signed curriculum vitae sole responsibility of the applicant, certified copy of the education and criminal record certificate with valid unexpired term. The entrance exam consists of two written supporting, encompassing subjects from subjects accounting, taxation and law exam on the first day and the second day of the economic and financial evaluation of companies, audit, accounting expertise and doctrine and ethics of the accounting profession, both samples for three hours to developing responses. 

Charity Cycling in Transylvania

Charity Cycling in Transylvania

Humanitarian campaign “Bike4Children”, which started on 12 May in the Netherlands, will arrive today înTransilvania. The 12 riders who left the town Raamsdonksveer compete in a humanitarian in order to obtain money for hospitals children in the Netherlands and Romania. they will arrive today in the country, between the hours of 16.00 and 18.00, the Customs Bors and tomorrow’s race, which will last ten days will end in Union Square in Cluj. All 12 cyclists are Dutch and will travel about 2,100 km to the final destination. cyclists will arrive in Cluj in the presence of Mayor Sorin Apostu, after which they will move at the CSi Romania, where will be donated and the proceeds of the sponsoring foundations Kika and Peter Pan . event “Bike4Children” is organized with best fixed gear bike  to commemorate five years of existence the company CSi Romania.

Our Heritage, online source for identifying and mapping the Transylvanian heritage

ourheritage.ro, Our Heritage, Transilvania

The  Association for App marketing we mentioned here on the blog, when I presented the draft Browse the City to Sibiu . The same association has recently initiated a new project dedicated to Transylvania, Our Heritage , a project that aims to identify and map the Transylvanian heritage.

Project site indexed profiles of over 2,300 monuments in Transylvania, plus a complete list of monuments in Alba, Cluj, Covasna, Harghita, Hunedoara, Mures, Salaj Sibiu, Bistrita-Năsăud and Brasov.

In short, Our Heritage is an online historical heritage of Transylvania.

Project site can be accessed and read on your phone or tablet, which has a responsive design.

Users browsing the site can be filtered according to cultural preferences (district, architecture, heritage, specific categories), accessibility and priorities.

All monuments listed on the site can be rated by visitors, so those visiting the site to see which are the most attractive in terms of popularity.

The project is funded by the National Cultural Fund Administration.

Our Heritage in the same category include projects forgotten monuments and Transylvania , both with the same approach, but supporters / donors different. To these may be added projects thatBanaterra and Encyclopedia Romania , projects are more extensive, covering the cultural and historical side from several perspectives (events, personalities, places and other facts).

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Three theaters in Transylvania, nominated ‘Best Performance’ Gala UNITER from Tirgu Mures

Three theaters in Transylvania, in St. George, Sibiu and Cluj Napoca, have been nominated in the category ‘Best Performance’ at the XXII edition of UNITER Awards Gala, to be held Monday night at the Palace of Culture Targu Mures.

National Theatre “Radu Stanca” Sibiu Photo: (c) Trideci PAULESCU / AGERPRES ARCHIVES To the XXII edition of UNITER Awards Gala organized by the Theatre Union of Romania, the County Council, Romanian Television, Targu Mures National Theatre, along with the Ministry of Culture and the Municipality of Targu Mures, the jury composed of theater critics Andreea Dumitru, Ionut Popa and Vlad Sebastian-established Sociu Award nomination for Best Performance, Best Director, Best Production Designer, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Actor in Actress, Best Actress, as theater, radio theater, Theatre TV debut. According to President UNITER Caramitru, the second jury will deliberate in Targu Mures, two to three hours before the Gala, will determine the winner, in that it will include its name in a sealed envelope, which will be open only on stage. Photo: (c) Angelo BREZOIANU / AGERPRES PHOTO Thus, for ‘Best Performance’ nominees are: ‘Hamlet’ by William Shakespeare, directed by László Bocsárdi Theatre ‘Tamasi Aron’ St. George, ‘Master and Margarita’ by Mikhail Bulgakov, directed by Zoltán Balasz, National Theatre co-production ‘ Radu Stanca “Sibiu Theatre Budapest Maladype ‘children Victor and power’ of Roger Vitrac, directed by Silviu Purcărete Hungarian Theatre of Cluj. For ‘Best Director’ have been nominated for the show Zoltán Balázs’ Master and Margarita ‘, National Theatre “Radu Stanca” Sibiu, László Bocsárdi to show’ Hamlet ‘Theater’ Tamasi Aron ‘Saint-George and Silviu Purcărete for show’ Victor or Children in power ‘, Hungarian Theatre of Cluj.  In the category ‘Best designer’: Jozsef Bartha for scenography performing ‘Hamlet’ Theater ‘Tamasi Aron’ Saint-George, Dragos Buhagiar for scenography show ‘What amazing nonsense’, National Theatre Cluj and Velica Panduru and Zoltán Balázs show scenography ‘Master and Margarita’, National Theatre “Radu Stanca” Sibiu. For ‘Best Actor’ László Matray are nominated for her starring role in the play Theater ‘Tamasi Aron’ Saint-George, Cornel Răileanu for his role in the show “What amazing nonsense ‘, National Theatre Cluj Marius Turdeanu master role in the show ‘Master and Margarita’, National Theatre “Radu Stanca” Sibiu. In the ‘Best Actress’ nominees are Alexandra beans for the title role in the show ‘Yentl’ Hebrew State Theatre Bucharest, Mariana Mihu Woland role in the show ‘Master and Margarita’, National Theatre “Radu Stanca” Sibiu Rodica Negrea for the title role in the play ‘Mother Courage’ Little Theatre Bucharest.

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In the category ‘Best Actor’ are nominated Zsolt Bogdan Charles Paumelle role in the show “Victor or Children in power ‘, Hungarian Theatre of Cluj, Valer Dellakeza to show the increasing role of’ family all ‘National Theatre’ Marin Sorescu “Craiova and Tibor Pálffy Claudius role in the play ‘Hamlet’ Theater ‘Tamasi Aron’, St. George.   For ‘Best Actress’ for her role Esther Albert Csilla from the show “Victor or Children in power’, Hungarian Theatre of Cluj, Nicoleta Hâncu role Elmira, Orgon’s wife in the show ‘Tartuffe’ Metropolis Theater Bucharest Ionescu and Romania roles Mara, Mara’s mother, psychologist and TV presenter of the show “Teach religion ‘by Mihaela Michailov National Theatre” Marin Sorescu “Craiova. In the category of theater critics’ are nominated Cristina Modreanu Mircea Morariu and Iulia Popovici. For ‘Radio Theatre’ nominations were made ​​for Anita Nandriş-Cudla with ‘Memories of Life’ and ’20 years in Siberia ‘, artistic director Peter Hadarca production Romanian Radio Society,’ Belvedere ‘by Ana-Maria Bamberger adaptation and art direction Cezarina Udrescu radio, production of the Romanian Radio and Two stories by Mikhail Bulgakov: ‘towel cock’ and ‘throat Steel’ radio dramatization and artistic director Diana Mihailopol, production of the Romanian Radio Broadcasting. At Category ‘TV Drama’ have been nominated ‘Hedda Gabler’ artistic director Dominic Dembinski, Romanian Television Company production, “Genovese Effect ‘artistic director Jon Gostin, Romanian Society of Television Production and’ Stormy Night ‘, directed by artistic Mihai Manolescu, Romanian Television Company production. For ‘Debut’ are nominal Delu Lucaci Agnes role in the show “The massacre ‘National Theatre’ Alecsandri ‘Iaşi, Lucia Mărneanu and Leta Smith for the show’ Parallel ‘, co GroundFloor Group and collectively, Cluj-Napoca and Erwin Şimşensohn for directing show ‘Yentl’ Hebrew State Theatre Bucharest. Senate UNITER Gala Awards will be given in Targu Mures UNITER Excellence Award, Lifetime Achievement Award and Special Awards. According to the site UNITER Excellence Award is granted by Victor Rebenciuc “Lifetime Achievement Award” will be awarded actor Peter Ciubotaru, actress Virginia Itta Mark, director Michael Mănuţiu, Anca Pâslaru scenography, theater critic and historian Zeno Fodor. UNITER Gala will be granted a number of special awards special prize journalist and translator Raluca Radulescu, to contribute to resize a contemporary discourse of fundamental books such as City of Heavenly Fire Epub for practice and theory of theater: KS Stanislavski-work actor with himself ; Special Prize for dance theater: Andrea and Stephen Gavriliu Lupupentru ‘Zic-Zac’ theater-dance Andreea Lupu Stephen Gavriliu leaning with Gavriliu Andreea Stefan Lupu and Gabriel Costin; Special Prize for theater-document: Gianina Cărbunariu for show-trial ‘Tipografic uppercase’, co dramAcum International Theatre Festival in Nitra, Slovakia, in partnership with Odeon. AGERPRES / (AS – author: Dorina Matisse editor: Marius Frăţilă)